Oldest Quotes
Dating back to 2001/2002, these are from the very first year of
the quotes board. Although they are quite old now, many are funny even
if you don't know the people. The most recent quotes can be found at
the current quotes board and there is another page of historic quotes.
Scotland Quotes 2002
We drove down a road and hit a peasant
- Yue
Oooo you're well equipped
- Ruth 1
Nigel you're drooping
- Ruth 1
I've got Ruth horizontal
- Al
As long as I've got a waterproof coat on I'm fairly
satisfied
- Caroline
You pick up anything dead
- Tony
I'm already drunk and I've only had half of my coke!
- Yue
I wear XXL boxer shorts
- Ruth
I tried to get friendly with some sheep, but they ran away
- Yue
Quotes 2001-2002
I've never seen anyone do it with a knife and fork before
- Tony, 19 Mar 02
That's gonna be a hard one
- James, 19 Mar 02
Is it very hard though?
- Ruth 1, 19 Mar 02
Tony's had more than me
- Ruth 1, 19 Mar 02
I don't do it on demand
- Beth, 17 Mar 02
I've got things to play with
- Ruth 1, 17 Mar 02
Wow, that's a big one
- Caroline, 17 Mar 02
Yogurt?
- Tim
That makes it really moist
- Ruth 1, 17 Mar 02
I'm the king of the castle... and Shaun's the queen!
- Sue, 17 Mar 02
I've never seen one like that before
- Ruth 1, 17 Mar 02
Put it in that nice hole there
- Shaun, 17 Mar 02
I love you bush, I love you!
- Beth, 17 Mar 02
Tim looks rather sexy there
- Chris, 12 Mar 02
Cor, that's a big one
- Ruth 2, 3 Mar 02
Mine are just the biggest ones in the room
- Al, 3 Mar 02
Cor, that feels hard
- Tony, 3 Mar 02
You've grown 5 inches Shaun
- Mary, 3 Mar 02
I was not snoring or moaning or farting or anything
- Beth, 3 Mar 02
Oooh! It's so hard... it's so big! Oooh! I think I can fit the big one
in here!
- Ruth, 2 Mar 02
Bagsy going with Robert
- Ruth
Does that mean I'm playing with Shaun then?
- Ruth 2, 2 Mar 02
He's a man, he has to beat you
- Mary, 2 Mar 02
It was cold and it was hard and it was pointy
- Sue, 2 Mar 02
The moment she was unconscious we could do what we wanted
- Alastair, 2 Mar 02
If it was dark we wouldn't see people winking at us
- Tony, 2 Mar 02
Tony, may I recline on your bed?
- Sue, 2 Mar 02
Ooo, did I give you too much? That's so exciting!!
- Ruth, 2 Mar 02
You can do one hole each
- Gemma, 2 Mar 02
I nearly had you earlier on
- Tony, 2 Mar 02
There's something quite hard down there at the moment
- Al, 2 Mar 02
Give Shaun a big one
- Sue, 2 Mar 02
It's a bit curly on the end
- Tony, 2 Mar 02
Oh good, you're putting it away
- Ally, 2 Mar 02
That's a hell of a pair!
- Mary
Mary always gets twisted around
- Beth, 2 Mar 02
I'm getting offers from everywhere!
- Ruth 2, 1 Mar 02
I do not fart
- Beth
You do, all night long
- James, 1 Mar 02
Ooh my bladder!
- Beth, 26 Feb 02
I spontaneously combusted into laughter when I looked at Tim
yesterday
- Sue, 26 Feb 02
Don't encourage that sort of behaviour
- Beth
I've got a goat
- Mary
It's not that bad
- Chris
I don't want to go there!
- Beth
How do you know if you've never tried?
- Chris, 26 Feb 02
I want a little tiny one like my dad's
- Al, 24 Feb 02
Hold on Al, I'll have it off in a minute
- Tony, 24 Feb 02
Ruth's been around quite a bit recently
- Tim, 24 Feb 02
I sleep with Tina
- Ruth, 21 Feb 02
It's much more fun with power tools
- Al, 14 Feb 02
What? You've never done it sober?!
- Ally
No!
- Tony, 14 Feb 02
What do you expect me to do? Sit on him or something?
- Ally, 14 Feb 02
Beth had this massive great one in her hands
- Rob, 14 Feb 02
I've gotta remember to take my trousers with me
- Tony, 14 Feb 02
I'll just lie here with Gemma impaled in me
- Tony, 14 Feb 02
I don't know anything about the bare naked ladies
- Tony, 14 Feb 02
Can we have a quote-book free night please?
- Tony, 14 Feb 02
Set the pace Tony
- Mary, 12 Feb 02
Mine's only a small one
- Shaun, 12 Feb 02
Do you know Tim? He's so sexy
- Mary, 12 Feb 02
There's nothing quite like an excited Ruth
- Tony, 12 Feb 02
The other one was too bent to go up and down
- Tony, 12 Feb 02
Do you toss?
- Ruth, 12 Feb 02
I am so hot!
- Beth, 12 Feb 02
What's an AGM?
- Ruth, 12 Feb 02
How did four inches come up?
- Ruth, 12 Feb 02
I think I'm going to go and hide in a bush
- Al, 10 Feb 02
I have yellow balls, what colour are yours?
- Al, 10 Feb 02
He's spending all night in Emily
- Ally, 10 Feb 02
It's been eaten by something between Gemma's legs
- Tony, 10 Feb 02
I'm quite happy not having any quotes on the quotes board
- Al, 10 Feb 02
Alan, it's all sticky
- Ally, 10 Feb 02
Do you need some balls?
- Ruth, 6 Feb 02
I've finally found you, and my glasses have steamed up!
- Ruth, 6 Feb 02
I've been up the other end all day
- Tony, 6 Feb 02
If I don't have it off, I really notice
- Ruth, 4 Feb 02
I don't strut, I just get on with it
- Chris, 4 Feb 20
Chris was at home watching Blind Date
- Beth, 31 Jan 02
It was this big
- Beth, 31 Jan 02
We're smoking him out, like a rat!
- Gemma, 23 Jan 02
This is the best walk ever
- small boy, 20 Jan 02
I've got the willy pen
- Beth, 10 Dec 01
Ooh, this one's soft and squidgy
- Ruth, 10 Dec 01
I'm up for anything, you know
- Beth, 10 Dec 01
Boy is that going to be sticky in the morning
- Tony, 10 Dec 01
Mary has an amazing arse
- Mary, 10 Dec 01
I am not getting off with Tim
- Tony, 10 Dec 01
As an engineer, I don't do faces
- Tony, 10 Dec 01
...and the honour of the 1st quote goes (aptly) to Beth:
We've lost Chris and he's in Mel's room
- Beth, 10 Dec 01
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