Old Quotes
Here are all the quotes from 2002-2004 for your reading pleasure. For
more up-to-date submissions go to the current
quotes board or you can go prehistoric and look at the oldest ones.
Scotland Quotes 2004
You nearly had a Lisa in your lap
- Gwen (to Sam)
A lot of people do it in a chicken
- Tony
Shall I start fondling some balls?
- Rob
You can milk yourself to your own satisfaction
- Tony
Normally it takes minutes before I say something stupid
- Tony
I can't get in any further, my nose is too big
- Gemma
What's a three-letter beverage beginning with T? ....tea!
- Gemma
We want to be comfier together
- Tony
That's not fair it's the second time today *hiccup*
- Lisa
I was just leant on a tree and my hand fell off
- Rob
Using my tongue would be not very nice
- Vicky
Our tactic here is to get them while they're young
- Sam
It's less big but it's more defined
- Rob
It's firm and chocolatey and mmmmm
- Tony
That's something else it'd be good to do in the back of a Landrover
- Tim
They all rolled into one exciting load of sausage
- Vicky
Do you want to play WITH somebody?
- Gemma
It's more fun when you're not careful
- Gwen
That's why I needed the custard: lubrication
- Tony
You just hold your nose and swallow... and hope for the best
- Vicky
I like the French one better, we haven't had a French one yet
- Sam
Est-ce que je peux borroway votre thingy?
- Vicky
No-one suck Molly
- Tim
I really don't like this, it's too long
- Vicky
I've made a Gwen vibrator
- Ally
It's really weird! My whole bum's vibrating!
- Gwen
Walkers are often really stupid... and I'm walking in a river
- Tony
It's quite excitable - it keeps squirting juice everywhere!
- Sam
Quotes 2003-2004
[Chocolate] Tim just straddled the marshmallow stick
- Gemma, 8th June 2004
You've got to stick it in your mouth and chew
- Ruth, 16th March 2004
I have to sit on a very large one because I'm a big person
- Ruth, 16th March 2004
The big ones aren't good
- Ruth, 16th March 2004
I must get one of those rug spanker things
- Vicky, 16th March 2004
Ally's busy straining the monkey!
- Sam, amongst other monkey comments, 14th March 2004
Sam, Rob wants to know how far apart Gwen's legs stretch!
- Tim, 14th March 2004
Can I lick them, Rob?
- Tim, 14th March 2004
Now I've got four legs I can be a horse
- Gemma, 29th February 2004
I have a nob shaped thing; it's stuck between my legs.
- Rob, 15th February 2004
Oooo that was impressive Rob, do it again!
- Vicky, 15th February 2004
Would you like to sit on my nobbly thing?
- Sam, 15th February 2004
I'll have to get off my nobbly thing first.
- Sam, 15th February 2004
I'll get off now, my nobbly thing is getting painful...
- Sam, 15th February 2004
I like scary old men
- Tim, 1st February 2004
Give it a kiss, it likes you Tim!
- Anon, talking to Tim, who was doing something with a goat...
1st February 2004
Most of these quotes are quite clean
- Tim, 1st February 2004
It's exciting when you find one that fits!
- Gwen, 1st February 2004
I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
- Forrest Gump, dry stone walling, 1st February 2004
I have a fantasy
- Tim, 1st February 2004
We all have fantasies
- in charge bloke, 1st February 2004
Am I good or am I good?
- Chocolate Tim, from behind a bush... 18th January 2004
It's not as big as yours but I can fit mine in my pocket
- Tim to Ally, 18th January 2004
Two Gwens? One for general wear and one for special occasions?
- Sam, 2nd December 2003
I'll polish off a 12" one myself!
- Vicky, 2nd December 2003
All men like holes
- Tony, 2nd December 2003
My life is full of short gay men
- Ruth, 10th November 2003
I spent almost all day yesterday underneath Tara
- Tony, 12th October 2003
I'm easy to pick up!
- Gwen, 28th September 2003
Scotland Quotes 2003
My God he's huge!
- Vicky, refering to Spot
It's so small - bigger is better!
- Ruth
Is that blonde you're got, can I have a touch?
You can have a touch but not a drink.
- Simon/Ben
I was thinking of unzipping my trousers
- Tom
I've never seen a worm do that
- Gemma
We need a picture of Sam spanking
- Gwen
I think they should go down as a pair
- Tony
Aah! I know where your hand's been today...!
- Tony
We just blew very hard when the balls got close
- Ruth
...and it worked! Alan said it was cheating but it wasn't!
We were just giving the balls moral support! - still
Ruth
What's that noise? It's the vibratory sort!
- Gwen
I've had easier though
- Ben
I have had it harder!
- Tom
I found a zip to play with!
- Sam
I like new experiences, they excite me!
- Ruth
That wasn't a poke that was a twiddle
- Sam
You can either move your legs or I shall yank them off
- Sam (at least, that's what I meant to say...)
Quotes 2002-2003
I think I'm going to be stiff in the morning
- Sam, walking back from the Pub with Tony
She didn't come on anything
- Ally about Ruth, 19th June 2003 (BBQ)
Five minutes in and out!
- Ruth, 19th June 2003 (BBQ)
I kept fingering it and now it's gone all squishy.
- Chris, 17th March 2003 (AGM)
We're filling it in from either side but i've got the bigger hole
- Al, 16th February 2003
I think i'd rather have you than Ed
- Mary (to Tony), 16th February 2003
Is there anything enormous down there?
- Al, 16th February 2003
It's actually quite firm
- Al, 16th February 2003
You're quite big, aren't you Al?
- Mary, 16th February 2003
Can you see over it? It's so big!
- Gemma, 13th February 2003
Those balls are hard!
- Ruth 1, 13th February 2003
If anyone wants to come twice it'll make things more exciting
- Ruth 1, 13th February 2003
I've had some of my best moments with a McFlurry
- Tony, 6th February 2003
If I wasn't insane I wouldn't like any of you
- Ally, 19th January 2003
You can't have her two evenings this week
- Tony, 15th January 2003
I'll have to learn to use my feminine wiles
- Sam, 16th January 2003
I'm physically fairly useless
- Tony, 15th January 2003
He said boo and my entire bed shook
- Ruth 1, 31st October 2002
I think he fancies me
- Gareth, 31st October 2002
He was clasped onto his trousers, thrusting
- Ruth 2, 31st October 2002
I know how to arouse a squirrel
- Gareth, 31st October 2002
It's kind of stuck in Harry so it might take a while to get it out
- Ally, 31st October 2002
He's kind of aroused
- Gareth, 31st October 2002
Have you been feeling up Harry?
- Tony (to Gareth), 31st October 2002
I keep seeing pimps
- Ed, Alfrick October 2002
Al's hot
- Ally, Alfrick October 2002
It's staying up
- Lisa, Alfrick October 2002
He had to erect it in the living room
- Ruth 1, Alfrick October 2002
I'll give her a week and she'll be in my bed
- Philippa, 13th October 2002
I can't do an elephant, its too big
- Rob, 15th October 2002
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